08/November/2016 - Voting Day

Today was a sorrowful day for all Americans, as those of us who vote were forced to choose whomever they believed was the least corrupt of two pitifully poor candidates to be our next President.  Ugh!

Fortunately for us, the Queen of England has stepped forward, and made a noble gesture:

“In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America. Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, the Queen said that she was making the offer “in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in.” “

Hooray for Her Majesty The Queen!

Read the complete story here: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states.



In other news, Hillary's hubby announced that he would help out today by "watching the polls":

It's comforting to know that we can count on Bill to do his part to keep this country great!



And yet, despite our woeful leadership, America continues to prosper.  (Unless you believe the various "YouTube Doomsayers", who warn that societal collapse is coming "any day now.")  Life goes on, the earth continues to rotate around the sun, and the ultimate powers-that-be continue to do whatever it is that ultimate powers-that-be do.

I'm just happy to have a fantastic wife and kids, plenty of food, and a place to sleep at night!


Peace y'all!