Yeah, yeah ..... I've done an absolutely CRUDDY job keeping this blog updated. So what do you want? Your money back?
I had this goofy idea of taking Swift's "A Tale of a Tub", obtained from the good folks at Project Gutenberg, and rewriting it from the point of view of a group of angry cormorants. Yes, that's the best I could come up with, okay!
YOU try raising a newborn and a five year old simultaneously.