Now some of you may be wondering, "What does that Old Grump eat while he's working out of town?" I am pleased to report that he eats the finest of foods, (lovingly prepared ahead of time for him by none other than Sweetie!), such as this hard-boiled egg:
Okay, occasionally he slips up and eats some garbage from Taco Bell, but for the most part Grump survives on Sweetie's home cooking, which she divides up into meal portions and freezes. Grump then brings these frozen meals back to Columbus with him, (usually on a Monday morning).
So now you know!